Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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