Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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