Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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