there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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