Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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