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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

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  which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  operation have a gay friend backfired

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS

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• (283): View more from Ohio

  he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka

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