But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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