so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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