god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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