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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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