my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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