she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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