in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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