O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
