I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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