if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
