Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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