Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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