Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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