Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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