so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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