Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So drunk its hurt
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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