A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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