this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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