so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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