At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
porn star boner night. come get it.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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