i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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