would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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