will power is for people who don't want to get laid
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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