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i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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