Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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