Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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