Midget sex pt 2 tonight
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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