My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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