you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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