That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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