D3 body, D1 cock
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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