sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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