oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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