Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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