Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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