Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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