Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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