I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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