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(517): View more from Michigan

Alarm just got pulled in my exam

(517): View more from Michigan

Swear it wasn't me

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(519): View more from Ontario

and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

(413): View more from Massachusetts

I wish i could be there for it

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(501): View more from Arkansas

All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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(+91): View more from India

Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.

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(714): View more from California

no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already

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(727): View more from Florida

You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know

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(212): View more from New York

Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??

(347): View more from New York

Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid

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