Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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