guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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