was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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