At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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