dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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