butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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