Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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