Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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