Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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