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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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