I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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