they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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