I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.