Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back